The Slavemaster

Once upon a time there was a slavedriver and his slaves. This slavedriver was so cruel, he tortured 100 kittens every morning and every night as an enjoyable ritual. His slaves worked in what he called an english lesson. Once a week his slaved had to work hard in front of a device called a computer or with tools called paper and pen (this is obviously way too much for weak students who needs freedom in order to live a health live). I'm one of his slaves and I am currently slaving in front of this computer device. Slavemaster Kyle commanded us to create "funny" (HOW CAN SLAVERY BE FUNNY?!?!) texts on the computer device so that he could then gather them and sell them as an item called book. So if you are sitting in front of a computer device and read this text, make sure you haven't payed for it because you are then paying for slave work!

P.S. please send help and save us from Slavemaster Kyle and his guard monkey (I've managed to get a picture of him on the top of this site, beware because the monkey is highly trained in all forms of weapons expertise and melee combat!).